1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Thes33k3r

    Thes33k3r Porn Surfer

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    Lol
     
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When someone falsely accuses me of blabbing something they told me in confidence, knowing full well that I know WAY more damaging details about them than that, and if I were the type with loose lips, then their secrets would be out by now.

    Loose lips sink ships. Mine are sealed tight.
     
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    #342
  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Dammit!
     
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  4. Dobharchu

    Dobharchu Porn Star Banned!

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    Putting on a duvet cover.

    It's like wrestling a grizzly bear.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Turn it inside out, reach into the far corners, make little puppets with your hands. Now grab the two top corners of the duvet; make the puppets bite the duvet NOM NOM.

      Now shake the heck out of it; voilà! Fix the bottom by making sure the duvet is tucked into the corners, give it a shake, zip/button/snap the cover closed, you’re done. :)
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 11, 2019
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    2. Dobharchu
      *Note to self*......she's coached Grizzlies

      :)
       
      Dobharchu, Nov 11, 2019
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      eva666 and submissively speaking like this.
    3. Anniemated
      This!
       

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      Anniemated, Nov 12, 2019
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      submissively speaking likes this.
    #344
  5. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Cutsie Japanese computer games. Not all gamers are infants, easily impressed with colour and fluffy characters. Nintendo I'm looking at you!
     
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    #345
  6. David58

    David58 Porn Star

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    The phone call was perfect lol
     
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  7. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Traveling through LA....
    [​IMG]
     
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    2. David58
      So true
       
      David58, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, here's what really scrapes my scrotum. You're traveling, it's a holiday and you need to get a room but now they want over twice as much because it's a holiday. Those bastards! :stop:

    Life is hard.
     
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    #349
  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Narcissistic people who post tone deaf things that only a sheltered idiot would say.
     
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    1. user 326
      Big shocker. The pathetic stalker stalked yet another post of mine.

      Haha he unrated my post to hide it!

      hannahsbigdaddy rates every single post of mine almost as soon as I post it like the pathetic in his feelings over another man stalker that he is.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2019
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    #350
  10. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Sneak dissing pussies who try to grandstand online but can't even be direct about it.
     
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    2. hannahsbigdaddy
      No more than yours bawler bitch.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Nov 12, 2019
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    3. user 326
      Careful, your tampon is showing.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2019
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    4. hannahsbigdaddy
      Careful your bawler16 is showing.
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Nov 12, 2019
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    5. user 326
      Bitch ass internet dudes say the damnedest things.
       
      user 326, Nov 16, 2019
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    6. hannahsbigdaddy
      Says the woman beater
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Nov 16, 2019
      #link
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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    People who lie but are really pathetic at it. Like if you’re going to be a big fat liar, at least have the decency to be good at it lol
     
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      Just dont lie, solves it all
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
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    2. Cherrypop
      If only....
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 17, 2019
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  12. Asherwebb

    Asherwebb Porn Surfer

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    people who rub their feet when I fly commercial...really sucks
     
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  13. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Living in an age where what matters is saying the right things at the right times rather than what you actually do.
     
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    #354
  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    When your brain wont shut off, i overthink everything but at night when im trying to sleep its time for you to stfu brain
     
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  15. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Most of humanity
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      And cats, I dont like cats
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
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    2. 1Masterfellator420
      They would be appaled and embarrassed if you did. Theyre cats...
       
      1Masterfellator420, Nov 20, 2019
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      Exactly
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 20, 2019
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    #356
  16. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Anyone who tells another that they are more qualified to tell them the best way to live their life.

    Exception parents cause that’s their job.

    But they are easily and sometimes tragically ignored.
     
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  17. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Road pirates.

    #vessellivesmatter
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      What are road pirates?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 17, 2019
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    2. user 326
      Google the hashtag haha
       
      user 326, Nov 17, 2019
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Ugh.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 17, 2019
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    4. user 326
      Haha it's hilarious.

      Those people are just mind boggling.

      There's one video where this couple loudly prays to God for him to strike down the road pirate/demon aka cop. And the guy screams like a little girl every time the cop comes near his window.
       
      user 326, Nov 17, 2019
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    #358
  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    That I missed reading that Cracker thread before it was removed
     
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    1. deegenerate
      When you snooze, you lose, Shy! lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 17, 2019
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      deleted user 555 768 likes this.
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      You missed the ass crackers lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 17, 2019
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    #359
  19. WickEdDarkness

    WickEdDarkness Porno Junky

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    When someone is pissed off at me but they don't tell me so...they tell everyone else but me. Like they need people on their side for validation.
     
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    1. user 326
      Don't you know this place is basically high school to some people?
       
      user 326, Nov 17, 2019
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    2. 1Masterfellator420
      I actually love it when that happens. Ill sit uncomfortably close yo them wilt a little smile on my face and eat a bag of the loudest individually wrapped snack i have and slowly consume in the weirdest possible way. Peanut butter cups are the best. Eat tle chocolate top, botto, then ridges while keeping the peanut butter intact and set them aside until they have a stroke and fail to make sense as to why theyre annoyed. I just look on innocently and offer the bag and say " how rude of me. Want some?" Not sure why it makes me happy. They want manipulate youre feelings so to make your focus about them. Psssive aggressive pussies can be quiely pissed if the silent treatment is my punishment then pass the remorte I plead guilty.
       
      1Masterfellator420, Nov 20, 2019
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    3. user 326
      Lol that's awesome.
       
      user 326, Nov 21, 2019
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    #360
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