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All the characters are in a bar, awaiting the release of Brisngr, and the start of a new adventure. There are the usual discussions of how screwed up Paolini seems to be by messing up the usual norm. Eragon: *depressed* Man... This whole adventure sucks.... Arya: Why? You're the heroic underdog Dragon Rider! You should be happy. Eragon: Really? Shall I run down my whole life for you? I've never known my parents, one of which happens to be a long-dead, border-psychotic, cold-hearted bastard, my uncle was slaughtered and my home villiage destroyed, my cousin hates me, weird things happen to me, my brother beat me down and stole my sword, and...